phuckwhattheythink:

duder5000:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

IT LOOKS SO WRONG

OH MY GOD IT HURTS MY BRAIN

what is this fuckery? and why am i so confused by it!?

evisane:

these-words-they-will-not-heal:

lizawithazed:

captain-gumdrops:

bluhbluhhugedork:

The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide

I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP

I actually love spiders and I just cracked the fuck up at this utterly

I swear I would not be as afraid of spiders as I am if they talk 

favorite video on the internet

(via meliabedelia)

k1mkardashian:

i love when rappers/singers go up to accept their awards and the first person they thank is god. like hmmm you wasn’t thanking god when you was singing about riding dick and poppin’ bottles

(via kirdauhl)

nostopdasgay:

officialbioware:

kawaiipyro:

i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once

#I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I IF I SEE THIS AGAIN ILL SHIT A BEAR #NOT ON A BEAR#NOT NEAR A BEAR #I WILL SHIT AN ACTUAL BEAR #I WILL SIT UPON THE TOILET OPEN WIDE MY ASSCHEEKS AND PRODUCE A BEAR OUT OF MY GODDAMN ASSHOLE

(via meliabedelia)

girl with a crush (via girl-withacrush)

having a crush on someone is like eating a dorito and forgetting to chew and feeling it scrape down your throat and slice up your insides.

(via adoreddemi)

clumsyoctopus:

life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are 
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude

(via theniallhoranwishlist)

foreveralone-lyguy:

thelogicalartist:

foreveralone-lyguy:

what did people do before the internet

There was an ancient ritual where they would physically and socially interact

that doesn’t sound very fun

(via tyleroakley)

im really jealous of people who can accept themselves and be confident and actually like how they look because it fucking kills me looking in the mirror and just wanting to cry and crumble into little pieces

(Source: my-body-not-yours, via scotsmcall)

When I draw a person,

laugh-addict:

I draw one eye like this

and another one like this: 

 

(Source: hellskank)

arcticmonkies:

who even came up with the idea that people have to shave their body hair and wear makeup and change their eyebrows and be a certain weight and wear certain clothes life is so dumb stop the world i want off

(via neverland-andback)

tourdatesforjonesy:

do you ever just see your friends getting really close with other people and you can just feel yourself slowly becoming less important to them and you get this really deep ache in your heart and everything just hurts

(via victoria-anais-ponce)